**I wanna fuck you**
now let me get this
straight:
1 oz of tequila
1 oz jack daniels
(get down! jack)
1 oz of wild turkey
(you - turkey - you)
1 oz goldschlager
(yea the stuff with the floatin' fla fla fluckin' flickerin' flecks)
1 oz rrrum de dumMMmm)
1 oz blueberry scnapps
(i wanna fuck you!)
this cock
tail
is truly driving
me
to drink and
to other wild
crazy
places and things and
I ask
for it
by
name
(burp)
**so9lu25ti01n**
and 2 weeks later
osama bin laden
clever little afghooni
cameljockey
and his blade weilding cohorts
gifts us
with further plots
of intimidating
terroristic
threats:
small pox plaque
crop poisoning
antrax contamination:
certain demise
it isn’t enough
that our great country
is infested
with "neighborly"
terrorists
who
can really tell?they
all look
the same
to me
brains
huddled inside
the same insane
bonnets
if positive
damnation
is before us
the only way to conquer
these witty shitty people
is to
kill ourselves
or
each other
(preferably with box cutters)
before they
do it
for us and
surely
that would
piss
them
off.
something good
somebody said
'you work so hard
at everything
hustling
to get through
it all
in all
inside of a day
take time
take care
do something
good
for yourself'
i did
i said
i gave myself
the
finger
