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Vince

Following in the footsteps of his idol, former U.S. President, Wild Bill Clinton, Vince Packit, now the fat, bald and fiftyish VICE President of the BENDER BUTCHER & LONG Talent Agency, believes that a blonde in the board room is a terrible thing to waste and that mute women are too easy to swallow.

 

joe allbull

Joe Allbull

Takes His Lumps In The Bear Market
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zero tolerance

Zero Tolerance

Big Man Vince Packit, of the BENDER BUTCHER & LONG Talent Agency, learns the meaning of the words "Zero Tolerance" from a woman with a VERY BIG HAMMER. After all, mute women may be easy to swallow but the hammer goes down REAL HARD.

 

 


auspices of war

Auspices of War

Take this as you will: The vibrantly angry faces of the two men, locked in battle, over the form of a woman. Is it for love or earth? You decide.

 


the surrogate

The Surrogate

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