Vince
Following in the footsteps of his idol, former U.S. President, Wild Bill Clinton, Vince Packit, now the fat, bald and fiftyish VICE President of the BENDER BUTCHER & LONG Talent Agency, believes that a blonde in the board room is a terrible thing to waste and that mute women are too easy to swallow.
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Joe Allbull
Takes His Lumps In The Bear Market
:::: Nasdaq News 07/12/01 12:30AM ::::
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Zero Tolerance
Big Man Vince Packit, of the BENDER BUTCHER & LONG Talent Agency, learns the
meaning of the words "Zero Tolerance" from a woman with a VERY BIG HAMMER. After all, mute women may be easy to swallow but the hammer goes down REAL HARD.
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Auspices of War
Take this as you will: The vibrantly angry faces of the two men, locked in battle, over the form of a woman. Is it for love or earth? You decide.
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The Surrogate
Think:
In Vitro Fertilization
Cloning
Genetic Alterations
Gene Splicing
Chromosome Mapping
::: Just Think :::
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